Friday, September 25, 2015

You may have noticed it's been a long time since I posted here. Very soon I'm transferring this url to tumblr, for the simple reason that tumblr allows me to post from my phone and blogger is pretty ancient and doesn't have these fancy features. So stay tuned, soon you will click on this link and see an unfamiliar page, but it will be consistently updated and filled with funny stuff.

I must bid adieu to blogger which has been good to me for many years. But hey it's the internet and that's how things go. Thanks for the memories, blogger!

Friday, August 7, 2015

Friday, July 17, 2015

Caption contest!

This contest will be held simultaneously on Facebook and on Instagram. Which means there will be two winners, and each winner will receive a $25. gift card to my adorable little shop over at azilliondollars.com. You can double your chances by entering in both places!
Facebook: facebook.com/azilliondollars
Instagram: @azilliondollars.

Deadline for submissions is Thursday July 23rd at 11:59 pm PST, and winners will be announced on Friday July 24th. Our Facebook winner will be decided by number of likes, and our Instagram winner will be decided by the bear who is frequenting our street these days. Enter as many unique captions as you like, share with others who might like to play, and don't forget to vote! Thanks for playing :)

Friday, July 3, 2015

Friday, May 1, 2015

Getting down to the wire- two weeks to the National Stationery Show. I'm working on revising cards, finishing my catalog, photography, a new shop, but in the meantime I keep accidentally making new products. Cartoons will be back at the end of May- I miss them too! In the meantime, if anyone has any questions....

Friday, April 10, 2015


Bob Seger now in card form. Don't try to take it to a disco!

Monday, March 30, 2015






A certain petite actress best known for her work as a cynical, wise-cracking waitress on Cheers purchased this print from me last weekend at Artists & Fleas. I was so flustered I was completely unable to make change for a $28. purchase from two twenties. It took me way too long, and she actually had to say "I think it's 12 dollars." We had a nice conversation too, she liked my work!

Friday, March 27, 2015


Making lots of cards these days means I get to turn old cartoons into color images.

Monday, March 23, 2015


Our big news - A Zillion Dollars is heading to the National Stationery Show in NYC in May! We're officially launching to the wholesale market with 85 greeting cards, 104 magnet phrases, and 60 magnet faces, all presented in a gorgeous fashion in a 10x10 booth I design, with a big old catalog too. So I'm spending all my time on this endeavor right now, which means I'll generally be posting reruns or products for a while. But I still think the reruns are funny, and I hope you do too.

Friday, March 6, 2015

On vacation visiting family, so here's a sub (rerun).

Monday, February 9, 2015

Computer problems today, no new cartoon. But here's a new magnet in process.

Monday, January 26, 2015


I watched an interesting Julie Andrews movie last night, "The Americanization of Emily." It inspired me to dig up this old sketch and make a cartoon in her honor.